Traffic snarl-ups due to construction on the Regina Bypass got you down? The Queen City Improvement Bureau is here to help. The rage, frustration and anxiety that come from not being able to speed your automobile along a highway at top speed are real feelings. And tragic. But you don't have to suffer.
We at the QCIB have prepared a self-hypnosis recording that will contribute to a feeling of relaxation and tranquility. Download the file below and play it in your car the next time you are stuck in Bypass-related traffic. You won't regret it.
(As heard during the broadcast of the June 19 meeting of the Queen City Improvement Bureau on 91.3 CJTR, Regina community radio.)
Warning: This self-hypnosis recording is only to be used to relieve traffic-related stress. Use for relief of other stressors is not recommended. The QCIB is not responsible for any side effects (or effects) that stem from exposure to self-hypnosis recordings. If you experience any adverse effects from self-hypnosis, consult an accredited mesmerist immediately.